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paraj4:

alexander the great: hephaestion i worship your thighs

historians:

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misguidedghostboy:
“ sweettamarindsauce:
“Questions that need answers
”
Fellas, is it gay to be gay?
”

misguidedghostboy:

sweettamarindsauce:

Questions that need answers

Fellas, is it gay to be gay?

driflloon:

me realizing someone was hitting on me 3 years later

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imaphobic:

trans signs at a pride parade: stop killing us! we deserve jobs too! *list of 20+ dead trans people, killed due to hate crime*

gay/lesbian signs at a pride parade: we deserve marriage! stop saying we’re diseased! we are not a fetish! *list of 20+ gay & lesbian people, killed due to hate crime*

ace signs at a pride parade: here & queer! cake not sex! uwu

ashandbriar:

ashandbriar:

Honestly there is nothing I would rather do at the present moment than go into the forest and get kidnapped by fairies

This has over 3,000 notes + while I’m glad this is highly relatable content I am also concerned

generalleia:

Keira Knightley was SEVENTEEN in the first pirates of the caribbean movie and now she’s THIRTY and she looks EXACTLY THE SAME. And by “exactly the same” I mean at seventeen she looked like she was in her mid twenties and possessed beauty and elegance too perfect for this world, like the physical manifestation of the word ethereal, and can anyone actually discern any sign of her aging in the last 13 years? has she honestly ever aged? will she ever? I’d say it’s witchcraft or aliens but I think the most reasonable explanation is that she’s Keira Knightley 

xromanticalityx:

onward-to-victuuri:

are you an “arrr” pirate or a “yo ho ho” pirate

I’m an “I’m not paying $600 for Photoshop” pirate

wlwkara:

shout out to phones for pausing music when u unplug headphones bc im really not out here to blast waterloo by abba to a train full of people

longdogsinc:

socialjusticeichigo:

ace-feminist:

extraordinary-arbiter-bluebird:

Laziness: I’d rather sit here than pick up those clothes

Executive Dysfunction: I need to pick up those clothes I need to pick up those clothes why am I still watching this thing on Netflix while sitting down c’mon stand up I need to pick up those clothes I need to pick up those clothes I need to-

Holy shit you nailed it

Laziness: I don’t want to do the thing so I’m not going to do the thing and I’m not going to worry about it because I don’t care.

Procrastination: I’m purposely putting off doing the thing because I don’t want to do the thing and this may or may not be causing me anxiety depending on how important the thing is.

Executive Dysfunction: I may or may not want to do the thing but regardless I can’t seem to do the thing and it is causing me great anxiety because the thing needs to be done.

Laziness: I don’t feel like initiating tasks that are ultimately unpleasant or difficult, like mowing the lawn. Even if I would like the outcome the reward doesn’t seem worth the effort.


Executive Dysfunction: I am unable to initiate even tasks that are neutral or pleasant, like getting myself a snack or starting a new video game. I would sincerely like to do this thing, but it literally feels impossible to make myself do it.

baileywilson013:

Maybe misusing the name of God isn’t so much about saying the shallow words, “Oh my God,” as it is about using the name of God to justify discrimination, oppression, injustice, racism, slavery, xenophobia, poverty, sexism, islamophobia, ableism, homophobia, war, & the list can go on. 

latenightontheastronomytower:

Does anyone else love bad weather? Like the kind that’s loud and dark and draws attention to its self like pounding rain drops and thunder and lightning that seems just so close. And you can sit near a window and it’s dark outside and maybe you’ve got a candle lit or a lamp and it’s so warm inside and you’re wearing you’re favourite sweater and watching a good show or reading a good book and it’s beautiful outside the rain and the clouds and the sound of it all and you’re just so content and cosy and happy

cleverest-url:

anp8nman:

1valid:

slavery:

How do u guys listen to Kpop and don’t speak Korean

how do you listen to despacito and don’t speak Spanish

i have listened to american music my entire life even though im not from an english speaking country. Why are native english speakers acting like it‘s a new concept to listen to music in a foreign language

how you you listen to classical music if you don’t speak piano

burplesnurf2:

burplesnurf2:

burplesnurf2:

burplesnurf2:

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

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